Eyeliner tips&tricks (this is so beautiful omg)
HOW TO HAVE STRONGASS EYEBROW GAME (THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER)
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
life hack: if you are ever invited to a 70’s theme party, ALWAYS assume it is the 1770’s and dress up as a founding father
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*